Talking about Sir Paul

i came across this on Mocean Worker's site and it cracked me up, especially on this Pepper-versary:--Rita Houston/WFUV



Paul McCartney
Posted on May 31, 2007 - 4:03pm

So,

I was just in my local Starbucks buying a grande tazo chai shamma lamma ding dong latte and I noticed a poster for the "STARBUCKS RECORDS RECORDING ARTIST RELEASE" of Paul McCartney's latest opus.

and..........

I was struck with a thought that mde me laugh on the spot.

PAUL.........you are starting to look like a woman from my old neighborhood where I grew up......and her name was Bettie Rosenbloom........seriously........Paul.......Sir Paul.........we gotta do something about how you think you should be photographed and or quaffed or whatever the term is.

Man.......you are cracking me up......I looked at the poster and seriously gasped......YOU LOOK LIKE BETTIE MAN!!!!!!

Im sure the tunes are rockin and the musicianship is high and all that....but I have to say.....you are starting to make me laugh with the suit jacket and turned up collar look. Please do something else man.

Now I know at the end of the day you are a genius and a Lord and Knight of the Round table and you were in that group that completely turned music on its ears..........all well and good.....Im shit compared to you and I admit it.........but the glaring difference between us ..............is.

I DONT LOOK LIKE BETTIE ROSENBLOOM and YOU DO MY MAN!!!!!

So "Roll over Beethoven and tell "CHA"I-kovsky the news" ( See what i did there? )

YOU LOOK LIKE MY AUNT NOW!!!!!!!!

hhahahahaa

be well,

MOWO!™